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Saturday, September 11

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Hmm hmm hmm...

Lalala...

Filling in the 49th post so I can do my 50th tomorrow...

Don't know what to talk about...

Want to know the word of the day?

Rue\ ROO \ , verb;
1. To wish that (something) had never been done, taken place, etc. 2. To feel sorrow over; repent of; regret bitterly.
noun:
1. Any strongly scented plant of the genus Ruta , esp. R. graveolens , having yellow flowers and leaves formerly used in medicine.

Heehee.

Wanna hear a dumb blonde joke? It's pretty funny. Don't get offended. I'm blonde, and I'm not offended :)

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.

After buying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word "comfortable". The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, "comfortable?'"

The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it slow.
("com-for-da-bul" )

Ahaha :) Ooh. Here's another joke called "Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes". Please don't be offended by this either! You have to read them out loud to get it. Well, at least I had to. I'll give you an example.

That's not right...
Sum Ting Wong
(somethings wrong)


Are you harboring a fugitive?...
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP...
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man...
Dum Gai

Small Horse...
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?...
Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table...
Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift...
Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here...
Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet...
Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone...
No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week...
Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying out of sight...
Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile...
Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive...
Yu Stin Ki Pu

Heehee :)

I don't have anymore, because I gotta go :P

See you tomorrow!

Forever,



5 comments:

  1. I only know what "rue" means because of iCarly! HAHAHA:D
    Haha I'm a blonde too (but I'm not dumb.)
    LOL nice joke! (:
    OMG I love thoseeee! Especially the last one cause I read them out loud & when I said "stinky poo" it made me laugh.

    Thanks for keeping me entertained for about 5 minutes! ;D

    xx,
    ~Abby~

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  2. Such a unique and amazing post! I loved it! <3 Lots of endless love<3

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  3. LoL, that was so funny! And I'm Chinese, and I'm not offended. :D
    ♥ Rosalie

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